Words don't mean that much to me...

I lied...

Recently, after my weight loss became noticeable, people got weirder... The following sentences are no longer acceptable as valid compliments and/or topic starters...

• "Have you done something with your eyebrows?" (Gerri my co-worker...EPIC!!)
• "I liked you the way you were..."
• "How much do you weigh now?"
• "I will lose the rest of your weight for you..."
• "Is that on your diet?"
• "You made me look short, now I look short and fat!"
• "Hi, Skinny Mini!!" (What's up Tubby Wubby?)
• "You have lost weight. You have lost a lot of weight. I see it, yeah..." (This was one of those random compliments that I heard but didn't know where it was coming from...)
• "Your head is getting smaller."
• "You can't eat that! Your doing so well..."
• "Wouldn't your face get smaller if you lost that much weight, like so and soh's did?"
• "Your a sexy lady..." (This came from a 85 year old man. I really felt I needed to shower after this was said...)