Cleaning the Closet

So, I decided to skip the gym and sleep the whole day. Not, a decision that I always choose to do but, occasionally I still do have lazy days. Later that afternoon, after waking from my coma, I decided to clean out the closet and pull out some of my spring outfits. To my surprise, almost ALL of my clothes were too big.
YAY!!

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This is a beautiful Wal-mart shirt that I bought last year for a dollar. I could seriously not get a booby into this shirt. Now look!! Two boobies are in the shirt!! (Yes, I was dancing in my room so hard that I worked up a sweat. It was one of my, "Holy Fuck, This Shirt Fits!!" dances.)

This is a picture of the jeans that I wore ALL summer. It was a good feeling when I realized that they were that loose!

I just patented a new idea called the Lazy Sherri...

...And here is the Lazy Sherri XXL. Capable of holding anything from a book to a box of crackers.

...Last but not least, we have the shoplifting jean, (another product from the Lazy Sherri collection). These jeans make an object disappear before your eyes slimming naturally to your stomach.

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Yeah, I'm just happy...

January 11, 2012

I can honestly say that this is the first time I have done this...
I have fallen victim to a cute guy...
So, what does Sherri do?
She tries to kill herself...
I am trying to impress this guy (that I have never seen before) by going H.A.A.M on every machine that I touched! I mean, I got the workout of my life and I definitely tried to play it off as if it was nothing! Like, man I got this!!
I almost was unable to walk out of the gym last night...
I got home, dropped all my stuff, and stayed in the bed. Couldn't move cause I couldn't feel my legs anymore, like the Kelly Rowland song...
Oh my Goodness, what was I thinking? Was I thinking? Nope... The only thing I was thinking about was that guy...
I can say one thing, "I will never do that again. I will leave if I happen to see another attractive guy."
Thank God, after I really good sleep, my legs have decided to drop their restraining order against me...

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Why People at the Gym Piss Me Off...

This girl just about said everything that I usually end up thinking when I am at the gym. I absolutely hate it when someone's nose is all up in MY machine! It's like, "Am I going to slow for you or something? Can you turn down your amount of nosiness, Please?!" Maybe if you get on my level, I wouldn't find you annoying!"

January 6, 2012

January 6, 2012

I just broke my scale...


:s

:|

:(

:'(

WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

January 1, 2012

January 1, 2012

So, the weather has been good to me, why not take a refreshing walk through the Courthouse. So, I'm walking, walking...
"HONK!!"
Walk a little further...
"HONK!!"
Speeding walking...
"HONK!!"
Okay, I see it is time for the Ipod. I have the music jumping and I'm feeling good and... Someone is trying to run me over! Well, I found out that it is only one of my co-workers trying to knock my shoes off my feet... COOL!!
After avoiding my handicapped fate. I continue traveling up the sidewalk. About the time I get to the turn-around spot, I feel a car slowing down. I turn my head and it is these two guys in a SUV.
"Hey, you the girl that work at Wal-mart! Do you need a ride?"
I said no and that I was simply walking.
"Oh, your getting your exercise. I can respect that!"
And they drove off...
Really?!! I should have told them to drop me off at the hospital because once again I have been referred to as, "the girl that works at Wal-mart".
Soon as I recovered from heart failure, I assumed that this day can't get anymore weirder, but NO...wait!!
It does...
As I am walking back, I notice this man sitting on the ground. I wave at him and continue on my way down the road. It wasn't until I saw two cops did I notice that it seems the man fell and was unable to get back up.
MY BAD!!
Sherri is obviously going to hell when she dies. How was I suppose to know? If he needed help, he should have rolled around on the ground, sent smoke signals, threw a rock at me, or something! Plus, momma told me not to talk to strangers :P
So, I can honestly say that was one of the weirdest and unusual walks I have ever done in the history of walking. In order for me to sit here and write a post about it must have made it EPICALLY different.

December 21, 2011

December 21, 2011  




Thirty Pound Lighter!!

November 29, 2011

November 29, 2011
My friends.... What can I say about my friends? Except... evilness.... It's funny cause when I straight up say, "I'm on a diet," my friends response is, "Let's go to McDonald's!" I know sometimes when I speak, it sounds like another language but believe me, I DO NOT STUTTER WHEN IT COMES TO MY DIET!! I really am doing a good job so far and I would hate to fall off of that completely. But, they are really trying me this week. If most of y'all didn't notice, my breakfast consisted of....chicken wings *SMH* I know that I was a long distance away from home but I am still mad at myself for settling instead of thinking about what I should actually eat. I know that most gas stations sell at least one healthy thing. This blog is pretty much a reminder that I should be timing my snack breaks instead of ignoring them or putting them to the side because in the end....Chicken...